Hi theatrenotes.blogspot.com,

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Many thanks, Prince Kamara. I have read your heartbreaking missive with deep attention and am at once forwarding my bank account details, passport number and ASIO file for your perusal. Delighted my blog lights up your life. Love, Alison

Prince Kamara,

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We are royalty and all that balderdash.

Cheerio my good sir,
H.R.H Mary Jane Piper

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